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I’m sure a lot of readers don’t remember the story of Androcles and the lion, or, if you went to an average American public school, never learned it, so here is a summary: A runaway slave removes a thorn from a lion’s paw, then years later is not eaten by said lion because he remembered the favor.
Now, suddenly, the bartender joke becomes oh so poignant and humorous. Let us chuckle together, shall we?
The moral of the story is, if you want to be a super rich cartoonist, start drawing cartoons that anyone can immediately appreciate, even hillbillies. (Alas, will the parade of reasons I’m not rich never end?)
Here’s one that any boob with a cell phone and a Facebook page can get. That includes just about ever boob in the country, including me. Let the riches begin!