Nutty Mom Mob Mutt

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It’s been a rough week here at Bizarro International Headquarters but we’ll make it through somehow. Are any of you Jazz Pickles coming to my comedy shows next week? You have a wide assortment of choices, including Thursday’s show, Friday’s show, and Saturday’s show. I want to see you there so badly I can taste it. And it doesn’t taste good, I can tell you.

Speaking of tastes, I like the taste of peanuts. And I like this cartoon about Mr. Peanut, too. It makes me giggle like a ticklish baboon.

 

 

This next cartoon is by no means a self portrait, but the character was designed after my mother. In her day, she was quite a looker, but nowadays, she looks a lot like this guy here. It’s sad.

Please don’t tell her that I said that on this blog.

A friend of mine didn’t get this gag at first because he didn’t remember that the lead singer of Journey was Steve Perry. I admit that I’ve never been a fan of Journey, even in their heyday, and the recent revitalization of their popularity (presumably for the sake of nostalgia) is very distressing. When I hear a Journey song, especially “Don’t Stop Believing,” it gets stuck in my head for days. My head threatens to explode and I want to storm Steve Perry’s castle.

 

My final offering today is about a dog who wants to contact Pluto. But is it the planet or the funny Disney dog? I’ll let you be the judge. All great art is open to the viewer’s interpretation and if this were anything close to “great art,” the same would be true.

 

See you in a theater soon, JPs. Don’t be late!

 

Won’t you “like” my Facebook page so that I can convince myself that I actually exist? Do it here!

 

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22 thoughts on “Nutty Mom Mob Mutt

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  2. I have to say, Dan, I love your attention to detail. Point in fact: In your piece, Steve Perry’s legs are crossed in the manner in which (I assume) men do when they lack…um…when their…um…when they can sing really, really high. Right? Or is it just me…?

  3. I just love the Steve Perry gag…the wording, the drawing, Igor. I think you should do more riffs on the famous….

  4. OMG, You’re gonna be in Portland while I’m visiting for the first time! What a crazy coincidence.

    I have to admit I was a Journey pickle for a while in the 80’s, please don’t hold it against me!

    • Then you should definitely come to the show and say hi. If you wear a Journey T-shirt, however, you may be abruptly escorted from the property. My Portland show is at a comic’s convention, so you should wear a stupid costume of some sort. Maybe a Kung Fu Panda suit?

  5. My wife and I are coming to the show in Mill Valley. We anxiously await the hilarity. Can we place our drink order with you now, or do we need to wait untill we have been seated?

  6. Yes, Dan, I am hoping to get to see you Saturday in Portland! I am so looking forward to it! I’m hoping to bring friends and turn them into Jazz Pickles too.

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  9. Regarding your Devil Gas cartoon that appeared in the Charleston Post and Courier May 5th, I think it would have been more interesting and challenging if you had listed the prices as 6.65 9/10. Not as obvious but more in keeping with the way gas prices are listed. Also more mathematically correct; 6.65 9/10 rounds to 6.66 whereas 6.66 6/10 rounds to 6.67. Aren’t I picky, but I do love your stuff. Gary

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