Sunday Punnies #25


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My Sunday Punnies series is one in which I use puns sent in by readers and embellished by myself. This week’s winners are Dan Murray, Julie Fisher, and Vance Lehmkuhl. If you’d like to submit your pun for possible future use, follow these guidelines:

1. Your pun has to be original. Please don’t send me something you heard years ago somewhere or saw on the Interwebs.

2. By submitting, you agree that the cartoon produced becomes mine and you will get no copyright or compensation, other than the inexplicable glory of seeing your name in the funny papers.

3. Tell me the name you’d like me to attribute it to if I use your idea. Anything is fine, doesn’t have to be your real name. (Like “Vance Lehmkuhl” is his real name!)

4. I don’t publish the comments with pun suggestions in them so as not to ruin the fun if I decide to use it, or embarrass you if the whole world thinks it is dumb. So you won’t see your comment in the comments section, but rest assured, I read them all with one or both of my own eyes.

5. Do not run naked into a police station. You could be detained.

That’s it. Good luck and be punny, Jazz Pickles.

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26 thoughts on “Sunday Punnies #25

  1. Pingback: Sunday Punnies #25 « Humor

  2. Dan.. This is my funny story.. not sure if its a sunday punny or not… But could you make a comic of it for me please.. This is a true story it happened today. (This is my FB STATUS today:)

    I try to keep it positive…but this one is just a bit over the top.. so the neighborhood ass. (ASS) is having a block party.. Im new here… its been advertised for a month.. Dave and I were both gonna go… also Im worried about someone…who is doing a little better.. so I thought id offer to do Arts and Crafts with the kids…keep a positive out look today..I walk over and say hi.. .. theres about

    ten adults there… they looked at me as if I had 100 horns coming out of my head.. alittle girl with them.. holding her cat and dog was talking away to me…we were having a fine conversation.. but the grownups were like GRRRRRR… i just backed off and went home…. :( oh well Happy sat! Peace, Love and Art


    Sienna——— u made me laugh thanku and Im sorry feel ur pain.

    ME: —-HEE HEE!!! Im glad you see the humor!!! Irony much?

    Hey hows that for you… Regected by the neighborhood Welcoming Association!!!!!

  3. the first pun is actually from Pearls Before Swine … there’s a set-up (they’re giving away map books) and then the character makes that exclamation upon receipt.

  4. Bad news, Dan–Mona Lisa was, according to Wikipedia, painted on a “poplar panel”, i.e. wood, not canvas.

    The good news is that I think your strip is great!

  5. Maybe it’s just me, but I think the first one would have worked better if it had simply been Google Maps. For years we were buying everything from Atlases to street maps… but maybe that’d be too much an advert for Google.

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      • Ok, Got it! Thanks

        About the first pun, a lot of different puns could be made from that one phrase, and yours is distinctly different from the one in PBS, so despite other comments I still consider it unique even though it reminds me of it :)

  7. Dear Mr. Piraro:

    I was wondering if you happened to know why the Philadelphia Phillies use that ridiculous mascot rather than a proper Phemale Phoal, as their name suggests?



    P.S. Love your cartoons in the phunny pages — phabulous! (If that’s not going too phar.)

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