bz panel 07-10-13bz strip 07-10-13Bizarro is brought to you today by Our Lady of the Melons.

Here’s a bit of super-secret backstage gossip about this cartoon: I have some friends named John and Fiona and he’s a lawyer. I didn’t say the super-secret backstage gossip would be interesting.

Anyway, this is my covert way of finding out if my friends read my comics. If neither John nor Fiona say anything about this in the next few days, they’re off my Festivus list for good.










Today’s classic (older than today) Bizarro cartoon is also about lawyers, or rather about what lawyers and judges will sound like if current trends in elocution continue.

bz print 03-18-04 courtroom


17 thoughts on “Toothy

  1. I was expecting something a bit more exciting behind the “Our Lady of the Melons” link. Just deserts for an old man with a dirty mind. Or perhaps that melon really was just desserts!

  2. I like the wide strip version because Fiona is left-handed. And it’s funnier.

    Besides the changes in language you predict for tomorrow’s courtroom, I fully expect to see visible piercings and tattoos aplenty when 2025 rolls around.

  3. I found the Our Lady of the Melons photo to be profoundly disturbing. I hope it didn’t move from short term to long term memory and show up in my dreams. But I am afraid I have already stored it. And to think about the flies she must attract. Don’t know whether it would be worse to see her or to be her.

    Oh, the strip: nice setting for July. And the courtroom, well, with TV coverage of certain Florida trials, I would suggest it won’t take another dozen years to reach this level of informality.

  4. I leave a comment when I appreciate a article on a website or I have something to

    contribute to the discussion. It’s caused by the passion communicated

    in the article I read. And after this article

    Toothy | Bizarro Blog!. I was excited enough to post a thought :-P

    I do have a couple of questions for you if it’s allright.

    Is it only me or does it seem like a few of the remarks look like left by brain dead folks?

    :-P And, if you are posting on other social sites, I’d like to follow everything new you have to post.

    Could you list all of your community pages like your linkedin profile, Facebook page

    or twitter feed?

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