JAZZ PICKLES: ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOURSELF!
My good friend and frequent collaborator, Cliff Harris the King of Wordplay, is selling four of his prized possessions––original art panels from Bizarro which I gave him in return for his humorous efforts therein––in order to buy a piano for his young, very talented son.*
Cliff works as a shoeshine boy in a coal mine for 18 cents per week. He can’t even afford patches for the knees of his homemade, burlap trousers, much less a piano. So he’s resorting to selling some original art I gave him so that his own child may have a better life than he has. Poor Cliff. Poor unfortunate child of Cliff. Will their suffering ever end?**
You can help ease their misery by bidding on one of these pieces of rare, one-of-a-kind (another way of saying rare!) cartoon art. Once you hang one or more of these babies in your house, your social standing will skyrocket so fast it will make your socks damp. Do it now, before the president comes to dinner at your house and wonders why you don’t have any fine art on the walls.
Each piece comes with my personal guarantee: If you’re not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can give it to someone else.
**May not be totally true