Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36


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Welcome to the 36th edition of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies. The three cartoons below are my interpretations of pun ideas sent in by readers. Congrats today go to Keith R., Kandice, and Michael Capozzola!

Want to see YOUR original pun in a future edition? Just leave it here in the comments section and I’ll consider it. Here are the rules:

1. Your pun must be original, to the best of your knowledge.

2. Tell me what name you’d like to appear at the bottom. Anything is fine, as long as it isn’t obscene. Something like “Randy ‘Big Balls’ Lopez” isn’t going to fly.

3. Note that you WILL NOT see your pun suggestion show up in the comments section. I don’t post pun suggestions so as not to ruin the gag should I decide to use it, or embarrass you publicly should the idea be incredibly lame.

That’s all there is to it! Happy punning. (But first, scroll down for a special offer!)

While you’re here, have you snapped up one or more of the Official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE limited-edition T-shirts? They’re available for only 11 more days so HURRY!

Black ink on light shirts    and    White ink on dark shirts

Various styles and colors available in each. Perfect gift idea. Collector’s item. Magic totem. Envy of the neighborhood.



9 thoughts on “Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36

  1. Regarding cross-hatching on your ass … the actress Fannie Flagg was a runner-up for Miss America back in the day, and swears she would have won had she not been sitting on a wicker chair before the swimsuit competition.

  2. don’t seem to find an easy way to contact you Dan but here is my question. I went through about half of the tee shirts looking for your originals about Vegans. Where are they? I want to buy a couple for gifts.

    • If you’re talking about the CafePress site, I discontinued it. The site is still up but no longer active. Their products were crappy and their profit margins became smaller. I don’t currently have any T-shirts for sale other than the ones here. Sorry I can’t be of more help.

  3. “Rustlemania”

    A bunch of wrestlers stealing cattle using signature moves (body slam, hitting with folding chair, etc) in their gaudy wrestling outfits

    With Ron Rounds as the name, if chosen.

    Thanks, you always brighten the day!

  4. Wonton Destruction

    A couple/few diners at an aptly named Chinese restaurant (Cheng’s House of Wontons?) looking on or reacting in horror at the waiter creaming a plate of wontons in the middle of the table with a baseball bat.

    Ken & Skylar

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