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Bacon in the Sun

 

(To begin the embiggenation you crave, click any pig’s butt.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by No One Is Immune To Internet Ratings.

At first, this seems like a very dangerous situation for Señor Cerdo, because there are a lot of humans who cannot resist the smell of cooking pig. But fear not; Señor Cerdo is nobody’s fool––he and his esposa patronize exclusively swine-only beaches and they always make it back home with their bacon bits intact.
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Safety Scythe

(Search for the 8 Secret Symbols in the cartoon below by clicking on any skull.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by Giving Mom Hidden Powers.

If you have kids, chances are that from time to time, your Sunday looks a bit like the scene above. That’s why it’s important to be certain the kids are using blunted weapons and farm implements in their playtime. You can never be too safe; as you can see, the Grim Reaper’s kids are using safety scythes even though they have no eyes to lose.
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Precious Moments

 

(For the added thrill of embiggenation, click the TV screen.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Headless.

This is one of those rare cartoons that came from personal experience. I was ten years old when the moon landing was televised “live” and remember watching it on TV with my parents and sisters. I was too young to be as impressed by the achievement as I should have been, but I could see how amazed my parents were and that gave me a sense of reverence and awe.
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Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

(If you’re feeling like some embiggenation, click the dog-man’s handcuffs.)

Bizarro is brought to you this week by The Hair Club For Men’s Spring Dance.

For the few of you who pay attention to such things, my new website launch was far more problematic than anyone expected. After a couple of weeks of the tech folks not being able to repair it, we switched back to the old site temporarily until we can work the bugs out of the new site. Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for your patience.
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The Waiting Room

Hello, Jazz Pickles. I hope you are enjoying the thing(s) and person(people) in your life on this day and will continue to do so for as many days as you have left.

In the meantime, we’re in “waiting mode” here at Rancho Bizarro. There is a team of super-genius-giant-brain folks working to get my old Bizarro website (this one with black borders) migrated to the new website (which I hope you will love) so we can switch over and go live with it. (Pronounce that bold word to rhyme with “dive,” not “give.”)
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Mistaken Email Alert This Morning

Hey, Jazz Pickles!

We’re working today on getting the new site up and my old site accidentally sent out an email alerting you to a blog post from 2008. Sorry about that. Just ignore that email you got earlier today and hopefully it won’t happen again. Hope to have the new site up and spewing by Monday but keep your fingers crossed! Thanks!

Tall Tail Tales

(To achieve and enjoy enbiggenation, click on any regenerative limb.) 

Bizarro is brought to you today by The Four Hairstyles of the Apocalypse.

This week’s Sunday cartoon is a fun little twist of expectation and I had a grand time drawing it. I’m a fan of lizards (though I do not have any as pets) particularly the prehistoric-seeming nature of them, so drawing them is always a treat. Recently, Olive Oyl (O2) and I were kayaking through some lagoons near a beach in Mexico and saw dozens of these big, orange iguanas with black striped tails hanging out in the trees. SO cool.
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Dangerous Crops

(To begin the embiggenation process, click the gimme cap in the cartoon below.)

Bizarro is brought to you today Trump Voodoo Doll.

There was a time when people were romantic about America’s “heartland,” as though it was where good, wholesome, moral, honest folks came from, as opposed to “big city folk”.  But to my mind these days, it seems to represent people who voted for and continue to support a racist White House that openly promises to take benefits away from poor children, the elderly, the disabled, the disadvantaged-in-general, while arresting innocent children who were born in the U.S. and throwing them out of the country because their parents came here out of desperation to make a better life for themselves and their children. (Don’t even try to tell me the immigrant issue is about jobs because there are no facts to back that bullshit up. And if you think it’s not about racism or jobs, it’s about the “rule of law,” let’s audit your taxes for the last ten years and see how law-abiding you are.)
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Batmen

(Just as with actual therapy, you can embiggenate this scene by clicking the shrink’s pipe.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by The Glamour of Hollywood.

Tonight is the 90th Acadamy Awards and this seems an appropriate cartoon for the occasion. Batman has been played by many actors over the years but here we are finally given a glimpse of the toll that how being inhabited by so many personalities has taken on him.
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