The Bizarro cartoon below has gone viral many times on various social media sites so we decided since so many people respond to its message, we’d make a T-shirt out of it. It’s for sale for two weeks only, so order one before you forget and the campaign ends!
20% of the sales goes toJane Goodall Institute‘s global youth-led community action program, Roots and Shoots. Makes a great gift for yourself or others, plus it supports teaching kids to do a better job of stewardship than we have. It’s a win/win! (more…)
Lately I’ve been posting some of my daily sketchbook musings on Instagram, Twitter, and FacadeBook and people have been super friendly and supportive. So I thought I’d mention that I’m selling similar kinds of images on fancy-pants sketchcards that you can own in this lifetime. Each one is completely original, unique, and one-of-a-kind (which is what “unique” means.) (more…)
Today’s the last chance anyone will ever have to achieve ownership of this limited-edition T-shirt design that I made just for you. Imaginary studies have shown that if you read and enjoy Bizarro, you are 47% smarter than the average sheep, are 61% more likely to be an independent thinker, and are 72% less likely to accept statistics at face value. If that describes you or anyone you know, this shirt is for you. (Or them.) (more…)
The fourth in my series of limited-edition, Jazz Pickle T-shirt designs is finally here and AVAILABLE FOR TWO WEEKS ONLY! This magical* garment is guaranteed** to change your life for the better while destroying the lives of your enemies. Buy several now before it is too late and you are condemned to a life of regret and horror. (more…)
My mind wandered recently about the beginning of basketball and wondered what they used for the ball before modern technology created what we now use. Going further back, I imagined this scene of a couple of cave dudes fighting over a boulder. Since I am not a terribly tall person (3’7″) I’m always last to be picked for basketball teams. That is, until they find out that I can fly, and also become invisible at will. Who’s laughing now, tall people? (more…)
The latest official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE SHIRTis AVAILABLE NOW for a LIMITED TIME!
Why now? Because next Monday I will launch a new website for Bizarro and the character on this shirt is an integral part of that design! Watch for details Monday, November whatever-that-would-be!
This is #3 in a series of limited-edition shirts that I designed just for you, my most loyal readers. Wear it with pride or disgust, whatever suits you, but wear one! The styles and colors below will be available in various sizes for TWO WEEKS ONLY, so snap some up. After this sale is over, the design will be retired to a golf course in Florida and no one will be able to buy one again. So sad. (more…)