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T-shirt to Benefit Jane Goodall Institute

The Bizarro cartoon below has gone viral many times on various social media sites so we decided since so many people respond to its message, we’d make a T-shirt out of it. It’s for sale for two weeks only, so order one before you forget and the campaign ends!

20% of the sales goes to Jane Goodall Institute‘s global youth-led community action program, Roots and Shoots. Makes a great gift for yourself or others, plus it supports teaching kids to do a better job of stewardship than we have. It’s a win/win!
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Sketchcard Shuffle

Lately I’ve been posting some of my daily sketchbook musings on Instagram, Twitter, and FacadeBook and people have been super friendly and supportive. So I thought I’d mention that I’m selling similar kinds of images on fancy-pants sketchcards that you can own in this lifetime. Each one is completely original, unique, and one-of-a-kind (which is what “unique” means.)
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Last Chance

Are you a Jazz Pickle?

Today’s the last chance anyone will ever have to achieve ownership of this limited-edition T-shirt design that I made just for you. Imaginary studies have shown that if you read and enjoy Bizarro, you are 47% smarter than the average sheep, are 61% more likely to be an independent thinker, and are 72% less likely to accept statistics at face value. If that describes you or anyone you know, this shirt is for you. (Or them.)
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Basketboulder

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Why Wash When You Can Bash?

My mind wandered recently about the beginning of basketball and wondered what they used for the ball before modern technology created what we now use. Going further back, I imagined this scene of a couple of cave dudes fighting over a boulder. Since I am not a terribly tall person (3’7″) I’m always last to be picked for basketball teams. That is, until they find out that I can fly, and also become invisible at will. Who’s laughing now, tall people?
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Strange Kiss

Here’s how sexy you could look in a limited-edition Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt.

Only 8 days left, then this design will be retired forever, much like Kissinger and Sellers are. Lots of colors and styles to choose from.

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Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Serious Grooming.

Welcome to the 36th edition of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies. The three cartoons below are my interpretations of pun ideas sent in by readers. Congrats today go to Keith R., Kandice, and Michael Capozzola!

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BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE T-SHIRT #3

The latest official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE SHIRT is AVAILABLE NOW for a LIMITED TIME!

Why now? Because next Monday I will launch a new website for Bizarro and the character on this shirt is an integral part of that design! Watch for details Monday, November whatever-that-would-be!

This is #3 in a series of limited-edition shirts that I designed just for you, my most loyal readers. Wear it with pride or disgust, whatever suits you, but wear one! The styles and colors below will be available in various sizes for TWO WEEKS ONLY, so snap some up. After this sale is over, the design will be retired to a golf course in Florida and no one will be able to buy one again. So sad.
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