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Celebrity T-shirt!

If you’re like me, you’re always on the look out for subtle, unobtrusive ways to let people know that you are a deeply intellectual person of sophisticated taste.

Accordingly, I have designed this T-shirt, which tells people that you do not approve of the dumbing down of America (and other countries we have exported our banalities to [think McDonalds.])
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Limited-Edition Shirt!

Hey, Jazz Pickles, an old cartoon I posted recently featured a character wearing a T-shirt that says, “Mediocrity Rules”.

A number of folks asked for this shirt to be put on sale, so I gave in to popular demand and created it.

Get yours now, it will only be available for sale for two weeks! Ten different styles and colors, so check them out, snag a few for yourself (and as gifts for friends and enemies later) and subtly stand in defiance of the mediocrity all around you, without ever saying a word. (click the shirts for a larger view.) (more…)

Last Chance!

This is your last chance to order your Bizarro Bunny Pie Repair T-shirt. Only 10 hours left, then this design will be retired for eternity!BunnyShirtsPartonHasslehoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is #2 in a series of Bizarro custom T-shirts designed and drawn by my own hand, eyes, and brain. I used my arms a little, too.

PLUS, you won’t just be getting a quality art-garment that you will cherish for a lifetime, you’ll also be helping me send my attorney’s children through college, thanks to my greedy, spoiled ex-wife. (sigh)Bunny's 2 FINAL WEB  ORDER YOURS NOW! (more…)

THE BUNNY BECKONS

ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT TO SNAG A

COLLECTIBLE BIZARRO BUNNY T-SHIRT!

You’ve been warned politely, don’t make me come to your house and put a piece of pie on your floor. This attractive and comfortable garment comes in men’s and women’s styles in a few different colors and is guaranteed to change your life in some small, nearly undetectable way!  Order NOW!Bunny's 2 FINAL WEB (more…)

Your Pie Needs This

Jazz Pickles and useless peasants alike have been asking for a Bunny’s Pie Repair (as seen in the internationally syndicated cartoon feature, “Bizarro”! [But not on TV]) T-shirt so here it is!  You’ll want one for yourself and several more for gifts in the upcoming holiday season! (Unfortunately, holiday seasons are always upcoming.) (more…)

FOOD FIX!

Now Available! Bizarro Bunny’s Pie Repair T-shirt!

This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER, so very soon the window of opportunity to possess this fine expression of art and comedy will SLAM SHUT on your regretful fingers.

Conscious and semi-conscious Jazz Pickles alike will remember that just a few months ago, I offered a limited-time sale on my first Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt. Hundreds responded with a click of the purchase button and are happier today because of it. Some are even in a state of nirvana. And several are in the state of Nevada, of course. (more…)

Original Bizarro Art Up For Adoption

There’s another bit of original Bizarro art for sale on eBay until next Wednesday. This one is special, so check it out.

I really love this art and I hope it finds a good home. I rarely do multi-panel, “story” cartoons so this one stands out among my work. The old-school color guide was a nightmare to produce but it makes a great companion piece. Frame them both together and you’ll have something pretty unique in your palatial estate, which is guaranteed to be a real conversation party at state dinners and seasonal balls. (more…)

Rare Humorous Art Sale

JAZZ PICKLES: ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOURSELF!

My good friend and frequent collaborator, Cliff Harris the King of Wordplay, is selling four of his prized possessions––original art panels from Bizarro which I gave him in return for his humorous efforts therein––in order to buy a piano for his young, very talented son.* (more…)

Fly By

bz panel 02-01-14bz strip 02-01-14Bizarro is brought to you today by Alternative Marriages.

Since California is a big agricultural state and much of that is fruit, they’re really picky about letting people into the state with food items that might carry some kind of insect that is bad for local crops. I guess fruit flies are the ones I’ve heard most about. They don’t thoroughly search every car so I don’t know how well it works, but it does cause a traffic jam at the borders, which is always a good time to check your email and Twitter feed while you wait. (more…)

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