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Cartoonist Documentary

Screen Shot 2014-11-09 at 10.17.05 AMA few years back, a really terrific guy by the name of Nick Armington began making a documentary about cartoonists. His accidental death at a sadly young age stopped production but his widow, Sari, has finally seen the project through and it’s almost completed.

Have a look at some videos clips from the movie (a couple featuring a pre-mustache ME!) and consider kicking in a few bucks to help get this puppy done! (more…)

Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Serious Grooming.

Welcome to the 36th edition of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies. The three cartoons below are my interpretations of pun ideas sent in by readers. Congrats today go to Keith R., Kandice, and Michael Capozzola!

Want to see YOUR original pun in a future edition? Just leave it here in the comments section and I’ll consider it. Here are the rules: (more…)

Funeral Rash Hitman

Bizarro is brought to you today by No, Don’t.

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I particularly like this first cartoon about a unique funeral. It’s got all the things I like in a cartoon: absurdity, irreverence, a clergyman, towels, a funny picture, and, though it seems this specialized ceremony went pretty smoothly up to this point, what happens next is up to the reader to imagine.
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BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE T-SHIRT #3

The latest official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE SHIRT is AVAILABLE NOW for a LIMITED TIME!

Why now? Because next Monday I will launch a new website for Bizarro and the character on this shirt is an integral part of that design! Watch for details Monday, November whatever-that-would-be!

This is #3 in a series of limited-edition shirts that I designed just for you, my most loyal readers. Wear it with pride or disgust, whatever suits you, but wear one! The styles and colors below will be available in various sizes for TWO WEEKS ONLY, so snap some up. After this sale is over, the design will be retired to a golf course in Florida and no one will be able to buy one again. So sad.
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Quintuple Cavalcade of Comedy

Bizarro is brought to you today by Tiny Alien.

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Monday: Dogs are funny. Dogs without electronics are just sad. (Get a print of this cartoon.)

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Tuesday: I was on a jury once for a one-day civil trial and it was boring as hell. I can imagine after a long trial wishing that someone would kill me. (Get a print of this cartoon.)
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Travel Secrets Therapy

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Bizarro is brought to you today by My Daughter, Krelspeth as Hall and Oates.

If you’re planning a trip to Europe, be sure to catch some of the sites mentioned below. Anyone sending me a photo of themselves in front of one of these Old World treasures will win a signed photo of me being carried piggyback by the Pope. (Offer good while supplies last.) (more…)

Halloween Cartoons

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I had a busy week and didn’t get around to posting anything on Wednesday as I usually do, so here is the entire week of Bizarro cartoons in review. I’ll post my Sunday Bizarro tomorrow. (more…)

Batmallows

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Fear of Green Screens.

Today’s cartoon is the unfortunate result of the Dynamic Duo doing too good of a job cleaning up Gotham City. But on the bright side, who doesn’t enjoy roasted marshmallows?

I was a huge Batman fan as a kid, which is why this gag suggestion from Jazz Pickle, Ralph Ray appealed to me.  I have to admit that I really had a ball drawing the original TV Batmobile from the 60s here. I had numerous models of this car when I was a kid and always wanted to have one when I grew up. I may still do that if I ever grow up. (more…)

Guru Saucy DVD Crash

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What this cartoon does not show is the guru’s Craigslist ad. Here it is: “Lonely old geezer seeks topless housekeeper for cave tidying. Must be willing to accept karma as payment.” (Get a print of this cartoon.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s one of my favorite gags in a while. Possibly because I’m a big fan of medical marijuana and the concept of governments outlawing plants on the basis of corporate propaganda makes my head explode. Is there no end to the idiocy of the human race? No, there isn’t. (Get a print of this cartoon.) (more…)

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