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Basketboulder

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Why Wash When You Can Bash?

My mind wandered recently about the beginning of basketball and wondered what they used for the ball before modern technology created what we now use. Going further back, I imagined this scene of a couple of cave dudes fighting over a boulder. Since I am not a terribly tall person (3’7″) I’m always last to be picked for basketball teams. That is, until they find out that I can fly, and also become invisible at will. Who’s laughing now, tall people?
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Butts, Knock-Offs, Cosplay

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I thought this “Rear Admiral” gag was a harmless bit of slapstick fun but at least one reader who left a comment thought it was “absolutely classless especially around  veterans day.” (That person must REALLY hate Beetle Baily.)  I generally tend to think that no one is above having a bit of fun poked at them, especially those in authority. What do you think? Should military personnel be held sacred when it comes to cartoons?
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Strange Kiss

Here’s how sexy you could look in a limited-edition Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt.

Only 8 days left, then this design will be retired forever, much like Kissinger and Sellers are. Lots of colors and styles to choose from.

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Cluck Brag Kiss Shout

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Here’s a lovely pastoral view of a truly free-range chicken farm where some of its residents are planning a vacation. It is nothing like where real chickens come from.

 

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I’ve been giving a lot of thought recently about the important things in life and have decided that the amount of money and “things” you have isn’t one of them.
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New Bizarro Site

Salutations, Jazz Pickles!

As you may have noticed if you have any peripheral vision whatsoever, this is a new website design! I’ve collected all of my various antics under one roof to make your life (and mine) a little easier. It’s not totally finished yet, but the blog and daily comics are here for your amusement.
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Cartoonist Documentary

Screen Shot 2014-11-09 at 10.17.05 AMA few years back, a really terrific guy by the name of Nick Armington began making a documentary about cartoonists. His accidental death at a sadly young age stopped production but his widow, Sari, has finally seen the project through and it’s almost completed.

Have a look at some videos clips from the movie (a couple featuring a pre-mustache ME!) and consider kicking in a few bucks to help get this puppy done! (more…)

Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Serious Grooming.

Welcome to the 36th edition of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies. The three cartoons below are my interpretations of pun ideas sent in by readers. Congrats today go to Keith R., Kandice, and Michael Capozzola!

Want to see YOUR original pun in a future edition? Just leave it here in the comments section and I’ll consider it. Here are the rules: (more…)

Funeral Rash Hitman

Bizarro is brought to you today by No, Don’t.

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I particularly like this first cartoon about a unique funeral. It’s got all the things I like in a cartoon: absurdity, irreverence, a clergyman, towels, a funny picture, and, though it seems this specialized ceremony went pretty smoothly up to this point, what happens next is up to the reader to imagine.
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BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE T-SHIRT #3

The latest official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE SHIRT is AVAILABLE NOW for a LIMITED TIME!

Why now? Because next Monday I will launch a new website for Bizarro and the character on this shirt is an integral part of that design! Watch for details Monday, November whatever-that-would-be!

This is #3 in a series of limited-edition shirts that I designed just for you, my most loyal readers. Wear it with pride or disgust, whatever suits you, but wear one! The styles and colors below will be available in various sizes for TWO WEEKS ONLY, so snap some up. After this sale is over, the design will be retired to a golf course in Florida and no one will be able to buy one again. So sad.
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Quintuple Cavalcade of Comedy

Bizarro is brought to you today by Tiny Alien.

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Monday: Dogs are funny. Dogs without electronics are just sad. (Get a print of this cartoon.)

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Tuesday: I was on a jury once for a one-day civil trial and it was boring as hell. I can imagine after a long trial wishing that someone would kill me. (Get a print of this cartoon.)
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