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The Shirt That Won’t Die

So I’ve sold this cartoon on a T-shirt here in the US before and it was super popular, but I had complaints from foreign readers about the high cost of shipping to Europe. Here’s the solution: a UK-based campaign that ships affordably to everyone in the world, even the US! Bizarro12-30-07DevolutionWEBI also got complaints that the shirts weren’t organic cotton so we changed that, too! All organic cotton, ships to anywhere, and a percentage of every sale goes to Jane Goodall Institute’s global youth-led community action program, Roots and Shoots! 
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Sketchcard Shuffle

Lately I’ve been posting some of my daily sketchbook musings on Instagram, Twitter, and FacadeBook and people have been super friendly and supportive. So I thought I’d mention that I’m selling similar kinds of images on fancy-pants sketchcards that you can own in this lifetime. Each one is completely original, unique, and one-of-a-kind (which is what “unique” means.)
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Strange Kiss

Here’s how sexy you could look in a limited-edition Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt.

Only 8 days left, then this design will be retired forever, much like Kissinger and Sellers are. Lots of colors and styles to choose from.

White image on dark-colored shirts.                              Dark image on light-colored shirts.StrangeKiss1

Bizarro Sunday Punnies #36

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Serious Grooming.

Welcome to the 36th edition of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies. The three cartoons below are my interpretations of pun ideas sent in by readers. Congrats today go to Keith R., Kandice, and Michael Capozzola!

Want to see YOUR original pun in a future edition? Just leave it here in the comments section and I’ll consider it. Here are the rules: (more…)

BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE T-SHIRT #3

The latest official BIZARRO JAZZ PICKLE SHIRT is AVAILABLE NOW for a LIMITED TIME!

Why now? Because next Monday I will launch a new website for Bizarro and the character on this shirt is an integral part of that design! Watch for details Monday, November whatever-that-would-be!

This is #3 in a series of limited-edition shirts that I designed just for you, my most loyal readers. Wear it with pride or disgust, whatever suits you, but wear one! The styles and colors below will be available in various sizes for TWO WEEKS ONLY, so snap some up. After this sale is over, the design will be retired to a golf course in Florida and no one will be able to buy one again. So sad.
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Celebrity T-shirt!

If you’re like me, you’re always on the look out for subtle, unobtrusive ways to let people know that you are a deeply intellectual person of sophisticated taste.

Accordingly, I have designed this T-shirt, which tells people that you do not approve of the dumbing down of America (and other countries we have exported our banalities to [think McDonalds.])
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Limited-Edition Shirt!

Hey, Jazz Pickles, an old cartoon I posted recently featured a character wearing a T-shirt that says, “Mediocrity Rules”.

A number of folks asked for this shirt to be put on sale, so I gave in to popular demand and created it.

Get yours now, it will only be available for sale for two weeks! Ten different styles and colors, so check them out, snag a few for yourself (and as gifts for friends and enemies later) and subtly stand in defiance of the mediocrity all around you, without ever saying a word. (click the shirts for a larger view.) (more…)

Last Chance!

This is your last chance to order your Bizarro Bunny Pie Repair T-shirt. Only 10 hours left, then this design will be retired for eternity!BunnyShirtsPartonHasslehoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is #2 in a series of Bizarro custom T-shirts designed and drawn by my own hand, eyes, and brain. I used my arms a little, too.

PLUS, you won’t just be getting a quality art-garment that you will cherish for a lifetime, you’ll also be helping me send my attorney’s children through college, thanks to my greedy, spoiled ex-wife. (sigh)Bunny's 2 FINAL WEB  ORDER YOURS NOW! (more…)

THE BUNNY BECKONS

ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT TO SNAG A

COLLECTIBLE BIZARRO BUNNY T-SHIRT!

You’ve been warned politely, don’t make me come to your house and put a piece of pie on your floor. This attractive and comfortable garment comes in men’s and women’s styles in a few different colors and is guaranteed to change your life in some small, nearly undetectable way!  Order NOW!Bunny's 2 FINAL WEB (more…)

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