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3-D Investment for our Future

Hey, Jazz Pickles. Lately I’ve decided to try to do good things for others as part of my regular routine and I’ve enjoyed the way it makes me feel. I’m not going to be posting about stuff like this a lot, so don’t get your corset tangled, but here’s one that comes from my boyfriend-in-law (my adult daughter’s live-in boyfriend.) He’s a very innovative and dedicated high school science teacher, and a damned good person. (more…)

Be One of the Good Guys

Hey, Jazz Pickles! A guy I’ve known since childhood needs a new wheelchair and can’t afford it. He’s got a fundraiser thing going online and I’d love it if you’d consider kicking in a buck or two. I donated and it felt good! You can feel good, too!

I know him to be a good guy and a worthy recipient of your kindness. He’s not just in it for the parking. (more…)

Mouse Tweet Cats

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Bizarro is brought to you today by I’m on Vacation This Week!

I’m on vacation this week so I’m keeping my blog comments brief!

 

 

Monday’s cartoon: Well, have you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday’s cartoon: Part of my vacation is ignoring electronics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday’s cartoon: My cats never play with cat toys. Only things that are expressly not for cats.

Broken Pie No More!

Gain complete control over your finances with this one weird, old trick!

Buy #2 in my series of Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirts––Bunny’s Pie Repair––and pretend that wearing it will magically protect you from all harm: emotional, physical, financial, and whatever else you’ve got going on. It’s just that easy!

And, as if that weren’t motivation enough, here’s what celebrities look like in these shirts! (more…)

Below Deck

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Japanese TV of the 1960s.

I like today’s gag because it’s one of those that doesn’t quite click (for most readers) until they read the dialogue balloon, then search around the image for what it means. I used to have one of those mirror periscope toys when I was a kid. I don’t know why it was fun to see around corners but it was. There was invariably nothing of great interest to see that I couldn’t have witnessed by walking around the corner, but imagination is a powerful thing. (more…)

WOE IS ME

Hey, Jazz Pickles. My computer had a freakout yesterday and I had to take it to the hospital for surgery. I’m on an OLD computer now, the OS of which is too archaic to work well with modern browsers (and too old to update) and so I’m having trouble doing anything at all on the Interwebs. (more…)

One Day Left

There is only one day left to get your official Bizarro Jazz Pickle Pride shirt, then the design will be retired.

I hate to keep banging this drum but I know that as soon as I retire this design, people are going to be begging me to offer it again because they didn’t get one before the deadline. I can hear it now, “I was in ICU and they wouldn’t let me use a computer,” “I was held captive by a tribe in the jungles of Borneo and didn’t find out about it until I was released,” and “My head was stuck in a pitbull’s mouth.”  I’m sorry for all your problems, of course, but now that I’ve made a big deal out of retiring the design (and making it a COLLECTOR’S ITEM!) I can’t go back on my word.JazzPickleShirts#1 (more…)

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