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My clever friend in Germany, Michael Roth, had the idea that Ant-Man’s archenemy might be a guy with a big shoe to step on him. I added the picnic basket to drive home the point, as everyone knows that picnics attract ants.

The strip version of this one is turned sideways because I wanted readers to be able to see the entire image, but to shrink it down and place it vertically, as I normally would, would make it too small. I’ve done this a few other times, too, but not often. Here’s one now. (more…)

Last Chance!

This is your last chance to order your Bizarro Bunny Pie Repair T-shirt. Only 10 hours left, then this design will be retired for eternity!BunnyShirtsPartonHasslehoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is #2 in a series of Bizarro custom T-shirts designed and drawn by my own hand, eyes, and brain. I used my arms a little, too.

PLUS, you won’t just be getting a quality art-garment that you will cherish for a lifetime, you’ll also be helping me send my attorney’s children through college, thanks to my greedy, spoiled ex-wife. (sigh)Bunny's 2 FINAL WEB  ORDER YOURS NOW! (more…)

History Lesson

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Protecting Your Chocolate With Nails.

For centuries, people have thought that the pyramids in Egypt were burial thingies because mummies have been found inside. But archeologists have discovered that this was actually a later adaptation of the pyramids, which were originally built as ski slopes. We now know that aliens (from what is now Mexico) visited Egypt in the -23rd century and sold the local Tut on investing in what they promised would be a huge moneymaker for the region. They taught them how to build pyramids but it took them so long to complete them that the aliens lost interest before they were finished and returned home before giving them the formula for artificial snow. The gigantic construction project cost a fortune and became a huge embarrassment to the local politicians who approved it, so the locals killed them and buried them inside the phony mountains. (more…)

Easter Mutts

Bizarro is brought to you today by Platitudes.

It is another exciting Easter weekend, when Punxsutawney Jesus comes out of his tomb and looks for his shadow to see if we’ll have six more weeks of damnation. For those readers who find this to be an inappropriate or irreverent association between two holidays, ask yourself how in hell a giant painted-egg-hiding rabbit found its way into the modern religious holiday about the resurrection of Jesus. More about that in a moment. (more…)