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Christmas Cavalcade O’Comics

Bizarro is brought to you today by Holiday Weekend!

I won’t spend a lot of time blogging today because I’ve got holiday events to attend. Since I don’t celebrate Xmas and I’m tired of Festivus, I’ve decided this year to give tribute to Kwanzaa. Some people are all, “that’s just a made-up holiday!” Well, guess what, genius, ALL holidays are made up, by definition. Nature doesn’t have holidays, you big goober. You probably feel silly now, don’t you? Well, you should but it’s the holiday season so let’s just move past that in the spirit of forgiveness. (more…)

Best Hair in the Bar

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Scary Halloween Costume!

For years I’ve been publishing a “Scariest Halloween Costumes of (year)” cartoons on the Sunday closest to Halloween. This year I felt that motif had run its course and I couldn’t come up with anything that wouldn’t offend half of my readership (i.e., something that disparages Michele Bachmann). But my known associate, Wayno, submitted this idea about the bride of Frankenstein’s monster, so I went for it.  What does Wayno have to say about this? The answer. (more…)

Restroom Sketch

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My buddy, Andy Cowan, (former writer for TV shows like Seinfeld, Third Rock From the Sun, and Cheers) and I got to riffing recently on restroom signs and came up with a gob of them. I culled the best of the batch and made this comic for you, which I hope will make you smile. I’ve done a few restroom sign cartoons before. I think it’s an amusing motif, although I got some hate mail for this one. (more…)

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