See Saw

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(To more fully enjoy these cartoons, I recommend clicking them for embiggenation.)

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Scary Things.

This sawmill cartoon is a bit on the fringe so don’t be too hard on yourself if it made you scratch your head.

Sometime after 9/11 (the infamously tragic one, not the one two months ago) the New York City Metropolitan Transit Agency (the folks that run the buses and subways) started a public safety campaign urging citizens to report suspicious behavior with the slogan, “If you see something, say something”. The campaign was later adopted by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and used nationally. A longtime Bizarro Jazz Pickle suggested turning the phrase to what is displayed on the sign above. It made me chuckle, so I turned it into this cartoon. As a tip of the hat to the contributor, I named the sawmill after him.
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A Caring Chat

Bizarro is brought to you today by Well Talking.

I went to Catholic school so in addition to a deep shame of my body and an overwhelming sense of guilt about sex, I have a better-than-average understanding of grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Consequently, I have a lot of pet peeves about the way people speak. “Eggs over easy,” however, is not one of the phrases that bothers me. It is such an old term that I don’t care that it is incorrect; at this point it is just the name of a dish. (more…)