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Bizarro is brought to you today by But What’s the Red Pipe For?

When the Grim Reaper comes a reaping at your door, will he be able to speak to you without a larynx? Can he sneeze without lungs, a mouth, or sinus cavities? Can you knock him down an run since he has no muscles to hold him up? For that matter, how does he hold up that heavy scythe? (more…)

Alternative Headstyles

bz panel 01-02-14Bizarro is brought to you today by Former Idols.

Today’s cartoon is particularly surreal, not because one of the characters has a fish’s head (I have more than a couple of friends like this) but because no man is intimidated by fishnet stockings. Still, I find it amusing.

This was a collaborative effort between me and my known associate, Wayno of Pittsburgh. His original idea as well as a few changes we bounced back and forth appear on his blog post about this cartoon, so pop on over there and have a look-see for your own self. (more…)