Pumping

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(To embiggenate these images, click any character in the solar plexus.)

bizarro-09-18-16-webBizarro is brought to you today by Forgotten Muscle Groups.

This Sunday comic about the family health club membership is worth enlarging, if only to search for the 12 secret symbols. There are 11 official secret symbols (as documented and explained here) but one of them appears in this image twice.
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Merry Corporate Machine

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If you read yesterday’s post, you know that I was deathly ill over the weekend. Thanks for all the well-wishes and home remedies, Jazz Pickles. I am happy to report that the Grim Reaper has been sent on his way with nothing to show for his trouble and I am miraculously well again. Sometimes it is good to have your ass kicked by Mother Nature for a day or two to remind you of what is truly important in life: Mexican food, scotch, cigars, and all of the other things you cannot enjoy when you can’t go more than a few minutes without barfing like a freshman on spring break. (more…)

Prestidigitation Prophet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(For an Easter-basket-sized look at this cartoon, click the crazy doggy.)

Bizarro is brought to you today by The Joys of Childhood.

When I scheduled this cartoon to run on this date (six weeks ago) I had no idea it would be Ancient Jewish Magician Day, or “Easter” as many people call it. That’s why it features a werechihuahua instead of a werebunny. (more…)

Further Disguised Comedy

In response to yesterday’s post, a reader who is currently going through each day as “Russell Barth” has submitted the following photos of himself. I trust that you, like I, will find this amusing.

If you see either one of these men on the street, alert the proper authorities (and give them the link to yesterday’s blog so they’ll know what the hell you’re talking about). (more…)