Celebrity T-shirt!

If you’re like me, you’re always on the look out for subtle, unobtrusive ways to let people know that you are a deeply intellectual person of sophisticated taste.

Accordingly, I have designed this T-shirt, which tells people that you do not approve of the dumbing down of America (and other countries we have exported our banalities to [think McDonalds.])

This design is only available for another four days, then we’re going to bust up the printing press with a very big hammer. If the previous paragraph wasn’t enough to make you rush to order one (or more!), here is what this shirt would look like on celebrities. MediocrityCelebs



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I’m not a big fan of Justin Bieber but that may be because I’m a cranky, old geezer. Or, it could be that  I need more substantive music. Or, it may be that I hate anyone who is rich, famous, and has a full head of hair. Or, it could just be that I am petty and resent him because he did what I could not––become a wealthy, teen-age sex symbol by the age of 15. Such is human nature.








I am, however, a big fan of dogs. Even gangster dogs. When poor little Banjo offered to sneak into the cat door and open the big door for the “cool” dogs, he had no idea he’d be in for a lifetime of servitude to Spike and his gang. WARNING TO YOUNGSTERS: be careful whom you assist in committing a crime. These things have a way of coming back on you like a hungry zombie.

This canine crime crew is a collaboration with the great and almighty Wayno of Pittsburgh.

He has this to say about that.





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DEJA VIEW: Here, from 1999, is a dog with a different issue. I sympathize with dogs who feel they are cats trapped in the body of a dog, as well as transgender folks, because I have long felt I am Ryan Gosling trapped in Dan Piraro’s body.