Dusty Dashing

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Who among us (with an I.Q. in triple digits) has not wondered how mummies continue to catch their victims while being as comically speed-challenged as they are? I certainly have and so that’s why this brilliant idea by my good buddy and colleague, Dan McConnell, tickles me so much. He doesn’t explain the science behind it, but he has found a funny way to extend the motif. (more…)

Tough Guys

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Greetings, Jazz Pickles. This is your Grand Imperial Exhalted Jazz Poobah here to say that once you’re a Jazz Pickle, you may call me “Poobah Pickle.” If you catch anyone outside of our ranks calling me that, slap them upside the head with a piece of soggy pie. (more…)

Gulch Guffaw Gag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who doesn’t love a good Escher cartoon? You there, with your hand up––please leave the room.

This one is a collaboration with my good buddy and colleague, Dan McConnell. Dan loves a good Escher gag and that’s why he has not been asked to leave the room. That’s him in the back standing on the wall. (more…)

Mao Dummy Alien Cat Pee God Santa Nixon Crook

 

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I’ve been away for a while visiting my hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. I was asked to deliver the commencement address at their midterm graduation and had a ball doing it. As many times as I have spoken and performed in public, I was pretty nervous. Big crowd, lots of big brains, funny outfits, a giant basketball scoreboard with a live video feed of me talking hanging over the center of the room right in front of me. To top it all off, I couldn’t see my notes so I had to mostly wing it. I guess it went okay. (more…)