Nose Lice Feet

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Clever Ways to Dispose of Evidence.

My Friday offering this week is an obvious reference to the old adage, “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”  Now you can.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This cartoon is an attempt to ruin your next selfie. The only reason school children get head lice more often than adults is that they are more likely put their heads together. Parents get them from their kids by hugging them. So it stands to reason that the “selfie” craze will be a boon to the head lice community. Thus far, we have ascertained that cell phones give people brain tumors and head lice. What next? Rotating Buttock Syndrome? (more…)

Nasal Thief Vacancy

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As a person with a prominent, Mediterranean profile, I got used to jokes about my nose many years ago. At first it embarrassed me but I grew out of that pretty quickly and realized if I laughed along with others, it took the sting out of being teased. Now I really like my giant schnoz and feel it gives me character. Take that, Brad Pitt! (more…)