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Bizarro is brought to you today by Dressing For Success.

 

I’m not sure where this gentleman is from but wherever it is, he’s enviably successful. And, I want to live there. (For a print of this cartoon, go here.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My own personal adventures in therapy have yielded amazing results and by following this simple credo––Be an inferior version of someone better than you––I’ve become who I am today. Just think of me as a poor man’s Walt Disney. (For a print of this cartoon, go here.) (more…)

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Dating Advice.

Today’s cartoon was a collaboration with Cliff Harris The King Of Wordplay. This one is subtle, but that’s what I love about it. I’ve known enough talking birds in my day to have eventually been convinced that many actually do understand a certain amount of language. They’re much smarter than we give them credit for, but then so is almost any species you can name. We humans are an arrogant lot, I’m afraid.