Grin and Bear It?

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As you regular readers of my work well know, I affectionately call regular readers of my work “Bizarro Jazz Pickles”. I can’t remember why, but that’s what I call you. To show my appreciation, (and to enable me to continue to offer all of my cartoons to you for Bizarro 06-07-15 WEBFREE on this blog!) I have created a series of special designs on T-shirts. Each is limited edition and is only on sale for two weeks. The fourth in this series (and the first one in more than one color!) is available now, for ten more days only. Grab one or more here and show your pride in being a Bizarro Jazz Pickle! 
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Sick Of It

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I’ve gone on record many times about how much I despise the American medical system. Not the doctors and nurses who do the dirty work, but the pay structure and especially the insurance industry. It’s nothing short of legalized extortion. So this cartoon is about that. Not particularly brilliant or funny, but it made me feel better for a few minutes when I drew it. (more…)

Vroom Bite Myth Drugs Death Poop

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All week long I’ve been fielding questions from readers about this NASCAR cartoon. It’s simple, really: Drivers get paid to wear logos and if this guy was taller, he’d have room for more and make more money. By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what NASCAR stands for: Non-Articulate Snazzy-Car Appalachian Racecardriver. (more…)

Pill Banjo Head

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Whenever I operate heavy machinery, the overwhelming responsibility of it overwhelms me. As well it should. When I’m operating a backhoe or wrecking ball, the knowledge that the slightest misstep can send tons of steel in the wrong direction causing destruction, injury, or even death, weighs heavily on me. I find that the only way I can bear this kind of deadly power in my hands is to be dead drunk. Thank goodness for cheap vodka. (more…)

Text Bird Drugs

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When I was a kid I had a friend who had one of those “Slow Children Playing” signs in front of her house. We used to tease her that she and her sister must be “slow”. Clearly, this is a sign that could use some punctuation to avoid this kind of cruelty. (more…)