Monsieur Spud Noggin

bz panel 07-31-13bz strip 07-31-13Bizarro is brought to you today by My Spud Childhood.

I’ve done a lot of Mr. Potato Head cartoons; many that are better than this one, to be honest. But when you do 365 cartoons per year for nearly three decades (Bizarro started in January of 1985) some are better than others. In my CLASSICS CORNER section today, I offer one of my favorites, which also touches on the subject of cannibalism. Can potatoes help it if they’re delicious? (more…)

Farewell To Arms (Groan)

Bizarro is brought to you today by Mr. Lizard Head.

I don’t have time to write much today because I’m off in a few minutes for day two of the taping of my super secret TV pilot. It’s super secret for now, but if the network that ordered the pilot likes what we shoot, they’ll sign on for a season and I’ll become an instant publicity whore just like everyone else in this business. (more…)

Petite Parasites

Bizarro is brought to you today by Power Babies.

I haven’t invited anyone to my house in years, not because I’m antisocial, which I sort of am, but because I’m lazy and don’t want to clean up the house. Also, when I visit others, I can leave when I get bored. When they visit me, there is no easy, polite way to get rid of them. I may be an antisocial curmudgeon, but at least I’m polite. Here are a few creative ways I’ve used to get rid of unwanted company in the past. It is worth noting that not all of these worked very well. (more…)