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It’s been a week since I’ve posted because I had to get ready to leave town for my show in Washington D.C. over the weekend, fly there, do the show, then come home. I’ve done all that now so I’m back at headquarters and blogging like a chimp with a new laptop. (more…)

Identical (sic) Problems

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I’ve often wondered what the romantic life of identical twins is like. They share a scary big amount of genetic material and often have virtually identical likes and dislikes, even when separated at birth, meaning that there is a dang good chance they’d be attracted to the same people. So what if your brother manages to snag what you consider to be the “perfect woman” and you feel like your own spouse is only “pretty good”? Plus, after a few years, everybody gets tired of their spouse, no matter how great they are, and fantasize that someone else whom they do not know so well would be better. This seems like a recipe for heartache and disaster. If you know a twin story on this subject, let’s hear it. If you are an identical twin and have some personal insight on this, let’s hear about that, too. I’m not really looking for darkness, I’m just curious. (more…)