Hey, Jazz Pickles! If you’re as disgusted by the behavior of some politicians as anyone not currently unconscious is, you might like this comic on a shirt. And if that’s the case, the link below will fix you up real good.
There are four kinds and several colors of shirts available, and the two that are more pricy than the others are because they are organic cotton. They charge more these days for not ruining the planet as much.
So I’ve sold this cartoon on a T-shirt here in the US before and it was super popular, but I had complaints from foreign readers about the high cost of shipping to Europe. Here’s the solution: a UK-based campaign that ships affordably to everyone in the world, even the US! I also got complaints that the shirts weren’t organic cotton so we changed that, too! All organic cotton, ships to anywhere, and a percentage of every sale goes to Jane Goodall Institute’s global youth-led community action program, Roots and Shoots!
One of my favorite and most popular cartoons (among people who are not jackasses to the planet) is available on T-shirts until Monday, August 10, 2015 ONLY! A portion of the proceeds will go to Roots & Shoots, an educational kid’s program run by the Jane Goodall Institute. Have a look and grab and shirt before it’s too late! And please forward the link to your adoring masses in any way you can!
ONLY SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO GET THIS LIMITED-EDITION BIZARRO T-SHIRT, AVAILABLE IN MEN’S AND WOMEN’S STYLES!
Number four in a series, but makes sense even if you didn’t see the first three. Other colors and styles available, as shown below. Shop for it with your own eyes here!
Here’s how sexy you could look in a limited-edition Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt.
Only 8 days left, then this design will be retired forever, much like Kissinger and Sellers are. Lots of colors and styles to choose from.
White image on dark-colored shirts. Dark image on light-colored shirts.
If you’re like me, you’re always on the look out for subtle, unobtrusive ways to let people know that you are a deeply intellectual person of sophisticated taste.
Accordingly, I have designed this T-shirt, which tells people that you do not approve of the dumbing down of America (and other countries we have exported our banalities to [think McDonalds.])
This is your last chance to order your Bizarro Bunny Pie Repair T-shirt. Only 10 hours left, then this design will be retired for eternity!
This is #2 in a series of Bizarro custom T-shirts designed and drawn by my own hand, eyes, and brain. I used my arms a little, too.
PLUS, you won’t just be getting a quality art-garment that you will cherish for a lifetime, you’ll also be helping me send my attorney’s children through college, thanks to my greedy, spoiled ex-wife. (sigh) ORDER YOURS NOW! (more…)
ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT TO SNAG A
You’ve been warned politely, don’t make me come to your house and put a piece of pie on your floor. This attractive and comfortable garment comes in men’s and women’s styles in a few different colors and is guaranteed to change your life in some small, nearly undetectable way! Order NOW! (more…)
Jazz Pickles and useless peasants alike have been asking for a Bunny’s Pie Repair (as seen in the internationally syndicated cartoon feature, “Bizarro”! [But not on TV]) T-shirt so here it is! You’ll want one for yourself and several more for gifts in the upcoming holiday season! (Unfortunately, holiday seasons are always upcoming.) (more…)
(This cartoon is WAY more fun BIG. Click the clown’s nose to make it so!)
Bizarro is brought to you today by Delicious Dinner Options.
Here’s another collaboration with my friend, Cliff The Master of Wordplay. And letter- and number- and symbol-play, too. For those readers who are blind or dead, the jokes lie in the T-shirt messages. From left to right: I pie NY, Aye aye NY, I owe NY, I see NY, I love York, I pound NY. (more…)