Wasted Wood

bz panel 07-16-13bz strip 07-16-13Bizarro is brought to you today by Tree Friends.

The last time I did a cartoon about talking trees, I got some email from readers who didn’t get it. This time I’m hoping the joke is self explanatory. Needless to say, I’m no fan of “Two and a Half Men,” which for those of you tuning in from an underground camp in Antarctica, is a sitcom on some American TV network. If you happen to be a fan, I hope I have not offended you. I don’t hate you, just that show. (more…)

Clown Nose Tree

(To experience this cartoon LIFE SIZE, click the clown’s butt flag!)

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I’ve never been one to find farts funny in real life. I’m not the sort to giggle when something smells bad. I’m more the sort to change my location. But this gag from my “known associate,” Wayno, is hilarious in my opinion (and odorless). Generally speaking, fart jokes, per se, are not allowed in newspaper cartoons but this one is so innocuous and ridiculous that it slipped through without a hitch. Well done, Wayno. He talks about it here, over at Rancho Wayno. (more…)

Puppet Fish Wood Shaking

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First, let me thank all of you who left comments on my last post. It’s great to hear from so many of you. Cartooning and blogging can be lonely activities; you create stuff, send it out into the world and wonder if anyone sees it. Before the Interwebs, it was really lonely. The occasional bit of snail mail was all you had to tell you if anyone was reading. (more…)