Halloween Cartoons

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I had a busy week and didn’t get around to posting anything on Wednesday as I usually do, so here is the entire week of Bizarro cartoons in review. I’ll post my Sunday Bizarro tomorrow. (more…)

Loud Food Kilt Floppy Disk

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Personally, I never accept anything offered for free for fear that strings will be attached. I don’t like strings. Not even free ones.















This cartoon is autobiographical because while writing cartoons one day and thinking about zombies, I suddenly realized that they could eat their own brains. Sorry it is so disgusting. (more…)

Nutritional Requirements

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Today’s creepy Halloweenkinda cartoon is the brainchild of my good buddy and colleague, Dan McConnell. Here in the U.S., people have taken to putting decals on the back windows of their cars that have a stick figure representation of the people in their family, often with names and pets included. It’s a little too precious for a cynical curmudgeon like me but I understand why people like to do it. I loved McC’s take on the zombie family’s decal as they chase a brain down the street. I added the silhouettes of the flesh-eating zombies inside the car and the vanity plate. I used an old Chevy from the 60s because they’re more fun to draw than modern SUVs, which is where a majority of these decals seem to appear. Probably because the majority of American family’s today want to drive apartment buildings around instead of cars. (more…)

Zombie Mummy Vampire Pirate Toado

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Here are five cartoons leading up to Halloween. If you are from a country which does not celebrate Halloween and you have never heard of it, it is a holiday at the end of October during which we Americans disguise our children as murderers, monsters, and demons and send them door to door asking for handouts. (more…)