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>A Time for Healing

December 22, 2008

>Today’s Bizarro is brought to you by a cult of pie worshippers.

I like a good pie chart joke. I like chart jokes of all kinds, in fact. My favorite chart joke that I’ve done was back in the late nineties and I’d be able to show it to you now if my big computer wasn’t in the hospital.

For the last several days, I’ve been doing my blogs, email and cartoon coloring work on my laptop computer. It is several years older than my desktop computer and not nearly as powerful, so I’ve been slowed way down. Also, a lot of things I had arranged on my desktop computer for easy access are not arranged that way in my laptop, so finding things like my favorite chart joke from the late nineties would be too time consuming to attempt.

Last Tuesday night, my computer came down with a cough and a mild fever. I thought it was nothing, gave it a little Tylenol and sent it to bed. The next morning it was comatose and would not wake up. I rushed it to the emergency room and it is still being diagnosed. I should hear from the doctor today, keep your fingers crossed.

Get-well-soon cards are appreciated and should be sent to this address:
Guy Fixing Piraro’s Mac
Somewhere in Park Slope
Brooklyn, NY

No flowers, please.

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  1. B-Dav says

    December 22, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    >I consider myself a pie worshipper, and I am very offended by this comic.

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  2. Luna says

    December 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    >Tell your computer that as of now, approximately 2,931 people want it to get better.(It’s a lie, but it’d probably be true if all your fans around the world read this blog.)Pie is good. I think I’ll ask my math teacher to call us “Children of the Pie” instead of “Children of the Corn.”

    Reply
  3. Rand says

    December 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    >As a lover of both pie and charts, this is one of my favorite sites: http://graphjam.com/

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  4. Not Anonymous says

    December 22, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    >Well, we don’t consider you a pie worshipper, so don’t worry about it.

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  5. jimbojones says

    December 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    >Thanks for the update, Dan. In related news, I have an errand to run later this afternoon.

    Reply
  6. FIDO says

    December 22, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    >merry christmas dan, from me and my peperes anus…the one that has not been penetrated by anyone to this date.

    Reply
  7. Jeremy says

    December 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    >Fido,Unless he has a colostomy bag, he has been penetrated. Just the other way through.

    Reply
  8. Hermite says

    December 23, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    >”slowed way down” That was funny. And “comatose,” too.Merry Christmas, Dan, and thanks for all the laughs.

    Reply
  9. munchy365 says

    December 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    >Funny. Your post inspired me to make this. http://pancake-edition.blogspot.com/2008/12/pie.html

    Reply
  10. jack brown says

    December 23, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    >Dan, please stop inspiring munchy365.

    Reply
  11. zr says

    December 24, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    >…is that a visualiser?then part of the charts should be projected on the man in that case…right?

    Reply
  12. dghnfgj says

    February 16, 2009 at 6:23 am

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  13. GAlcidesS says

    January 16, 2010 at 2:18 am

    >A perfect explanation.

    Reply
  14. mammal says

    May 8, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    This is a squares chart showing the relative proportions of land mammals. Presented by xkcd comic.

    Humans have so wrangled up the resources. This places more value on the wildlife we have.

    http://xkcd.com/1338/

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    • Piraro says

      May 9, 2014 at 8:05 am

      That guy’s terrific. I love his work.

      Reply

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