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The photo above is from CHNW‘s and my 2007 holiday email. We took this picture in Montreal in the beautiful and huge cemetery up on Mount Royal, for which the city is named. It isn’t Photoshopped, we came across the head stone just as it appears and put our camera on timer to make the picture. As an inveterate hater of Christmas and the entire tacky season, I could scarcely believe my good fortune.
We searched for hours looking for other gravestones with names of other things we wished were dead like “Neo-Con,” “Factory Farms,” “Fox News Network,” and “Reality Shows,” to no avail. For some reason, they don’t place them alphabetically.
The cartoon posted today is from several years ago and is one of my personal favorites. I published it on Xmas two years in a row and it was very popular both times. I got complaint letters both times, too, of course, from people who thought I was making fun of their heroes, missing the point of the cartoon entirely.