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Do you like alligators? Of course you do, who doesn’t? They make excellent house pets, especially for the very young. Sometimes a toddler can be hard on a puppy or kitten but alligators are almost indestructible. And if you live near a swamp, you can get one for free.
If this cartoon makes no sense to you, let me say that “my dog ate my homework” is an old cliche used by stupid children who cannot finish their homework but have no problem with lying to authority figures.
I’d like to use this little chat to remind you to go to my Bizarro Facebook page and “like” it at the top. You may also like individual posts if you wish, but please don’t forget to hit the “like” button at the top so it will make it look like I have lots of readers. Since I don’t have a traditional job, this could help me when applying for a loan or asking for leniency before a judge. Thanks, Jazz Pickles. http://www.facebook.com/bizarrocomics