Bizarro is made possible today by Dream Machines.
I’ve been remiss in my blog-posting duties this week and am now two full days behind. I have brought shame to my entire village. Tonight I will be dragged out into the town square and covered with chocolate. Then they release the fat ladies. If I do not survive, please tell Klamelda that I love her.
In the meantime, please enjoy this burrito cartoon responsibly. (Don’t read it while driving or operating heavy machinery, unless you’re not a single-digit-I.Q. moron, in which case you can likely do both fairly safely.)
BIZARRO BOOMERANG: This little grape from the fruit basket of 2005 is a kooky little lampoon of game shows. The contestants named “Doug” and “Jenny” are friends of mine and the founders of Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary. I’ve not seen them since I left New York almost two years ago and I miss them. If you have an extra few bucks you want to make sure are doing their part to help animals in need, considering throwing it their way, Jazz Pickles.