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December 22, 2014
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December 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm
awesome. You have a unique and slightly twisted perspective on things. Love it- and Merry Kwanzukkah to you
Jack Hawkins says
December 22, 2014 at 7:50 pm
Dan, Thanks for adding a special touch of bizarre humor to a time that is desperately in need of same! Happy Holidays and add a few pounds. Jack the Skibum
December 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
There’s a label in his hand. ROFL.
Randy Kuhlmann says
December 22, 2014 at 8:48 pm
Thanks for the early Christmas present. Got a chuckle out of all of them. The first was great!
December 22, 2014 at 8:59 pm
Thanks so much for all of these! All good…some hilarious to me. And I don’t see any as particularly sacrilegious. And as Bette Midler said…”fuck em if they can’t take a joke!” Hope your holidays and the new year are good to you and yours.
December 22, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Being an “overly religious” sort myself (I’m a pastor) I find these HYSTERICAL! In fact, there are some darned good sermon illustrations here.
December 23, 2014 at 1:27 am
Happy to hear it. I only said that to make more people click the link. :^}
John Poltrack says
December 22, 2014 at 10:03 pm
It’s a Festivus miracle. Thanks for the laughs
Preston D. Durie says
December 22, 2014 at 11:09 pm
The Christmas 1958 and stocking stuffer? Belly laughs aplenty. Keep doing what you do, Dan. Brilliance comes around but every so often…..
Susan L says
December 23, 2014 at 12:11 am
You are sooo strange.
That’s why I love your work!
December 23, 2014 at 3:34 am
Each one is both funnier and more brilliant than the other (and they can be jumbled up and still have the same effect!). Hilarious! Thank you, genuine thanks, merci beaucoup, mille gracie, ευχαριστώ πολύ, and I’d add Asian language “thanks much” too but would have no real idea of what I was telling you! Much appreciated Brilliant Bizarro!
Charley Snellings says
December 23, 2014 at 8:25 am
Little Craig’s List…I almost choked I was laughing so hard. All of these are funny. I love this guy. I haven’t seen anything this good in the newspaper since Gary Larson. Dan P. is the new king!
Charles Luke says
December 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm
I graduated with Dan’s sister from BTW HS in 1979. I think he graduated a year or two before. Making us all proud! Great humor!
Bill Costa says
December 23, 2014 at 5:13 pm
I just sent a link to this page to my cadre of close friends and feel that I have actually sent them something of real worth, via email, for the holidays! Thanks!
Dan, here’s wishing you a cool yule, a happy happy, and a very merry!
Leslee Gill says
December 24, 2014 at 5:22 am
And a Happy hanukwanzmas to you. Thanks for all the yucks.
December 24, 2014 at 4:43 pm
Thank you for the gift! I look forward to reading you single strip every morning and to get so many today is indeed a gift. I loved ‘opening’ each one. Christmas blessings to you and yours.
Boise Ed says
December 25, 2014 at 7:30 pm
“By the Way” High School? I think I went there, too. The teachers were always say “By the way, there’s a big test Monday morning.”
December 25, 2014 at 7:31 pm
Grrrr. Make that “were always saying.”
December 25, 2014 at 7:35 pm
Grrrr again. The reason I went to the comments in the first place was to note that today’s vertical version (but not the horizontal one) is dated 12-15-12.
December 27, 2014 at 1:05 am
You have a refreshing view of the whole Commercial merry-go-round that people call ‘Christmas’. A time for family? A time for giving? Maybe, but not in that order! (No, I don’t say ‘bah humbug’ constantly)
Darrin Fyfe says
January 8, 2015 at 4:35 pm
The “stocking stuffer” made me laugh out loud at my desk. Best ever.
February 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm
got the address from a newspaper.
After the news I look for this one .
Sometimes too close to the truth it hurts.
This guy is a genius.
You don’t want him go with charlie, it would go nuclear.
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