Hey, Jazz Pickles! The new set of Bizarro Secret Symbol enamel pins are in and they’re flying off the shelf! (Well, we actually keep them in a wooden box, buried in the backyard but that doesn’t have the same ring to it.)
“How can I win one for free?” I can imagine you asking and the next, colored words will tell you. Go to this place and read the contest rules!
These pins are not for just any idiot stumbling down the street looking for a good deal on tacky crap. They’re only for very cool, confident, tasteful, intelligent connoisseurs of humor and art. Get yours now!