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When choosing a plastic surgeon, it can be helpful to ask what the “plastic” refers to. Furthermore, if you see the name “Dr. P. Head” on an office door, you may want to know what the “P” stands for. If it’s “Paul” or “Patrick” or “Pablo,” it would be unfortunate but not alarming. If it stands for “Potato” or “Peter,” it may be wise to get the giggling out of your system before entering.
JAZZ PICKLE NOTE: We’ve been having big problems with our server and website lately and so loading has been very slow or non-existent and replying to comments has been impossible of late. In the near future, King Features is going to yank all support from bizarro.com in hopes that I will shut it down and allow their Bizarro page on their Comics Kingdom site to be the only one. I’m not going to do that, so we’re going to move this version of the website to another platform that we hope will be less problematic. You’ll still be able to visit bizarro.com as you do now, and you’ll also be able to visit the Bizarro page at KF. In the meantime, sorry for the slow loading and weird behavior of this site. We’re working to remedy it and thanks for your patience!
In the meantime, if you’re wondering what Dr. Wayno has been remedying this week, have a look below…
Perhaps it’s time for some echinodermabrasion. (If you decide to look that word up, good luck.)
Another side note: If you enjoy looking at my old cartoons, some nice ladies have started a Bizarro Comics Fan Page on FB. Have a look.
Depending on what they’re watching, a purge might be more appropriate. #SoYouThinkYouCanStandToWatchThis
If you want a Some Sports Team shirt like the dude in the background, you can get one here: http://bizarroshop.bigcartel.com If you want a whistling dwarf, you’re on your own.
Less than 2% of people in the real world experience amnesia but nearly 40% of soap opera characters suffer from it. As best I can recall.
In France, these signs are invariably accompanied by a roadside stand selling garlic and butter.
When it comes down to it, virtually all personal ads and posts on dating sites are bait and switch scheme. Nothing is better at hiding faults than the drug of infatuation. As one of my favorite living philosophers, Alain de Botton says, everyone is mad (read “insane”). The trick is finding a partner whose insanity you can tolerate and who can tolerate yours. Believe me, I’m lucky to have found Olive Oyl.
That’s it for this week’s waste of pixels, Jazz Pickles. Thanks for having the stomach for it. I hope you’re digging your groove and will consider donating to our continued cartooning efforts by doing one of the things suggested in the links below.
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I have that book, and it has samples of woven dog hair inside. I was also given a pair of mittens made from dog hair. Smelled like DOG when they got wet.
I’m sorry to hear the King Features is being so Draconian. Fight the power!! I will continue to go to your website, not theirs.
By the way, I purchased your excellent “Hello Shitty” pin as a gift for a “Kitty” fanatic, and she thinks it is the greatest thing ever! EVER! Wonderful birthday present, Thank you for creating it!
-HiPresto.
Thanks. Been waiting for an explanation of the snail cartoon. I was really slow with that one….
fight the power! repeat when necessary.
it dawned on me today that it is perfectly acceptable for me to walk around with a bag of dog poop as long as i am walking my dog…… but without the dog, not so much.
thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
peace, love, and pantyhose.
I always wonder what the dog is thinking…..
good point. my boy’s mind seems so deeply preoccupied with finding old, disgusting food on our walks that i wonder if he notices….. we have actually changed his name from “otis” to “otis, don’t eat that.. ,” but still, it may have crossed his mind that his poop follows him home (at least as far as our garbage can).