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I just spent a couple of hours on today’s blog post then had a computer problem and lost the entire thing. I’m too pissed off to do it again so here are this week’s cartoons. If you enjoy them half as much as I hated losing a couple of hours of work today, you’ll be in damn good shape.
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I’ll just say may the universe spare us the worst in 2020. (And by “universe” I mean “Electoral College.”)
I would’ve thought he’d be talking about that time his dad sent him to Earth Camp to get crucified.
I don’t have anything clever to say about this origami gag, I just want to say I really love it.
That’s this week’s charade, Jazz Pickles. I apologize for the brief post today but a person can only tolerate so much indignity at the hands of a machine. (see first paragraph of this post) We deeply appreciate your readership and hope you’ll continue to follow what we’re doing in the coming year. I’m very excited about beginning to post my graphic novel project sometime in the first quarter if all goes well, so please stay tuned!
Don’t forget to check Wayno’s blog this week. He did a much more appropriate end-of-year salute to you Jazz Pickles than did I as he finishes his second year as my partner. Thanks for another terrific year, amigo!
All the best for 2020, Jazz Pickles! Until next time, be happy, be smart, be nice, and resist ignorance and Trumpism.
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