Nutty Bean
Most of you who read my cartoons and blog posts don’t think of me as a guy who does “adult” humor, but that’s only because I can’t use it in Bizarro; newspaper editors don’t print so-called “dirty jokes”. So while I never set out to write adult cartoons, I occasionally think of a gag too adult for newspapers and I usually just relegate it to one of my sketchbooks, never to be seen again. But the funny thing about the above cartoon is that it started as an adult gag, then just before forgetting about it because I couldn’t use it in Bizarro, I thought of the perfectly family-friendly punchline shown above, so I used it. That’s never happened to me before. It’s not astounding, I know, but I thought it was at least kind of interesting.
The original line I was wrote for her was, “We used to go out. He’s a nice enough guy but his nuts are HUGE.”
It’s time to discover what HUGE surprises Wayno has for us in the most recent batch of grinners…
I like this cartoon for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that this level of anachronistic use of our primitive ancestors has not been seen since the cave guys in B.C. became Christian. (Yes, that actually happened. Ask your village elders.)
Here’s a pro-tip for you Halloween fans: Easiest costume in the world is Jack the Ripper because he was never caught and no one knows what he looked like. Just wear what you’re wearing now and challenge anyone to prove that you’re not the spitting image of Jack the Ripper.
As obnoxious as she is, I have to admit she has a pretty Zen Buddhist attitude that I can’t say I disagree with. Does anything really matter?
All these guys have to do now is find some gigantic children and throw a birthday party.
Give him a break, Judge. He was a different person then. Several different people, in fact.
If that doesn’t work, there’s probably any number of teenagers in Asia who could cure him over the phone in ten seconds. Wayno has something funnier to say about this one so check out his weekly blog here.
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