I’m Dan Piraro, the creator of the Bizarro newspaper comic, and this is my weekly blog post. The large Sunday Bizarro comic above is mine, as are the comments below. The past week’s Monday-Saturday Bizarro comics that follow were written and drawn by my partner Wayno, whose weekly blog post I highly recommend.

And here’s this week’s ANSWER KEY to my Sunday comic’s Secret Symbols.

Hiya, Jazz Pickles. I hope you’re safe and well.

I’m taking the week off to reboot my hard drive, fertilize my garden, replace my sparkplugs, and shuffle some words into an unrecognizable heap of lame metaphors, so I hope you’ll forgive me for not writing a longer entry today. 

To anyone in the LA area during this horrific firestorm, our thoughts are with you. To anyone who believes DJT’s idiotic drivel about the governor denying them the water they need to fight it, don’t be an idiot. Choose to tune back into reality.

Let’s enjoy some chuckles from our cartooner of comedy, Wayno…

Thanks for stopping by, folks. I’ll be back to my normal format next weekend.

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