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Go Costume!
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Go Costume!

When my kids were small, I took them to Disney World and that place is crawling with big, foam-rubber characters altering the reality and future expectations of countless children. That was when I first started thinking about the people inside those things. (The character costumes, not the children.)

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This is Not Magritte
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

This is Not Magritte

Both Wayno and I have drawn numerous cartoons inspired by his work and it wasn’t until I picked up my (digital, inkless, electronic) pen to write this post that I realized why: surrealism and (our kind of) cartoons are two approaches to the same thing.

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Sibling Quibbling
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Sibling Quibbling

I once read that even though it can be brutal, sibling rivalry is completely natural. While our parents are our lifeline, our siblings are the opposite—competitors for resources. If there’s not enough food for the whole family, the more selfish or aggressive offspring eats while the other goes hungry or gets left in the forest…

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Delicious Death Wish
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Delicious Death Wish

I’ve spent a fair amount of time over the years trying to understand nutrition and have come to a conclusion: Conclusions are pointless. At least for now…

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Shoes Your Poison
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Shoes Your Poison

Today’s cartoon is about the “Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.” Like many children’s rhymes and stories, it’s been sanitized a bit over time. The third and fourth line, which I’d never heard before I researched it for this post, take the story in a whole other direction.

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Big Head Cure
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Big Head Cure

The expression “shrink” is short for “head shrinker,” which I suppose is a reference to certain cannibalistic tribes who shrunk the heads of their enemies…

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Elephant Jibberish
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Elephant Jibberish

Perhaps the character Tarzan is so enduring because he reminds us of ourselves. He was raised by apes, just like we all were…

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Fools in Love
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Fools in Love

My wife divulged some dark secrets about me in her latest psychology essay. Yikes…

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Pharm Fun
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Pharm Fun

A week of Bizarro cartoons and a video of me beating up an idiot.

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Aviary Exhibitionists
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Aviary Exhibitionists

So much to cover this week! Contest winners, attempted murder, Richard Cabeza, my podcast appearance this week…

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