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Shoe to Box
Lou Reed is proof that you don’t need to be able to sing to be a famous singer.

Witch Way to Ride
Olive Oyl, our two dog ladies, and I just returned from a couple of weeks’ vacation on a remote beach in Mexico. It sounds exotic but rustic is a more fitting adjective.



Label Gun Rights
Based on my Sunday cartoon above, you might think my little essaylette today might be about labels. I’m not sure yet, but it might be. To find out if I have anything meaningful to say on the subject, I’m going to start typing and see where it leads us…


Die Hard With a Holly Wreath
Since today is December 25—or 25 December as the rest of the English-speaking world apparently says—I will wish you all a feliz Christmidad. Or a merry Navimas, whichever you prefer.

Supporting Roles
I got my first pet when I was five years old and I’ve had them pretty much ever since. When I was five, we got a terrier mutt that we somehow named “Penny.” My folks allowed Penny to give birth once to demonstrate to my older sister and me something they hoped not to have to explain in plain English…

Amok Running
The last job I held that had a dress code was before the invention of “Casual Friday.” It was as an artist in the in-house advertising department of Neiman Marcus in Dallas back in 1981…

Parting Thoughts
Today’s Sunday cartoon, above, is from a time when Moses was younger than the gray-haired, Charlton Heston version so many folks are familiar with.


Pulting Things
If you’re from the west coast, you’re probably making that face that everyone made whom I told that to: eyes wide open, mouth in the shape of a big O as though I’d just said I’d never bathed.


Ventrilomime
What do you get if you combine the vaudevillian skills of ventriloquism and miming? I’ll be honest…

Mobs and Monsters
Happy (nearly) Halloween and Day of the Dead, Jazz Pickles. Though they are related, there are fundamental differences between the U.S. holiday of Halloween and that of Dia de Los Muertos in Mexico…


Say My Name
Bienvenidos, amigos y Pepinillos de Jazz. First on the agenda today is a hearty thanks from my buddy, Dave, about whom I wrote in my previous post last week…


Adjusting Expectations
Since I’m actively trying to learn a second language, people often tell me that watching Mexican TV can be a good way to learn Spanish. Your results may vary, but I have not found that to be true at all for several reasons. The first is that Mexican TV…