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Social Signaling
Instead of mosh-pitting your way through your holiday shopping, we have some suggestions for quality Bizarro products, the purchase of which would benefit all of us at Rancho Bizarro.

Never Enough
In January of 2024, changes are coming to Rancho Bizarro that we hope you’ll enjoy, or at least won’t make you puke!

Fame Traps
The death of Matthew Perry inspired me to do some thinking about the strange phenomenon of fame and what it can do to us.



Unidentified Flying Tablewear
Welcome, beloved Jazz Pickles. I have two things to share about my life today that I hope will enrich yours.

Spotty Talent
Since my last post, I “celebrated” my sixty-fifth birthday. Milestones like this seem important to us somehow, even though we know that there is no single moment when a gradual thing like aging occurs…

Wisdom of the Aged
As a child, I dreamed of doing so for what seemed a millennium. I yearned for the myriad freedoms of adulthood: choosing your own bedtime, spending money however you like, wearing whatever you want, buying booze, skipping church forever…

King Korpse
Hello again, reader. I’ve got a few unrelated things to talk about today. First up, those cops in my cartoon.

Tomb of the Unknown Cat
This week’s Sunday chuckle-picture is based on an idea from Wayno’s and my good buddy and fellow cartoonist, Jim Horwitz.

Safety Third
Hola, Jazz Pickles. My philosophical side is acting up again this week and I feel like sharing a couple of things that I find meaningful…

Funny Bones
I rarely know what I’m going to write about in these posts until I sit down Sunday morning to do it. In this case, however, I’ve been hankering all week to tell you about a new TV series that is blowing our minds in a big way.

How Mad?
I’ll use this week’s post to proudly announce my wife’s new website: Christy Higgin’s Art & Writing. Until now, she’s been known to readers of this blog as “Olive Oyl,” and as the inspiration behind the O2 in my list of Secret Symbols. Now that she is “coming out of the closet” as an artist, you can get to know the mujer behind the myth…

Podge & Hodge
Bienvenido, Jazz Pickles. This week’s post is a hodgepodge of super-important things…


While We Were Napping
A couple of weeks ago, I did a blog post in which I related some of my ruminations about reincarnation. A regular reader left this in the comments…

Clan of the Bunny
This week’s Sunday cartoon (above) is about everyone’s favorite bloodthirsty barbarians: Vikings. Accordingly, I’ll be using this post to dispel some common myths about them…

Barking Buccaneers
I used to be a vocal critic of reincarnation. It always seemed more like wishful thinking than something plausible or logical. But I’ve recently had a change of perspective on it and here’s why…

Getting the Finger
I’ve drawn (or painted) almost daily since I was a toddler. I’m not religious about it, it just happened as the result of some genetic program I seem to have been born with. And from an early age…

Designated Drivers
Today I’m going to talk about golf and it won’t be a fluff piece, so if you’re a big fan of this activity some call a “sport” and you cry easily, you may want to skip this post.