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I’m Dan Piraro, the creator of the Bizarro newspaper comic, and this is my weekly blog post. The large Sunday Bizarro comic above is mine, as are the comments below. The past week’s Monday-Saturday Bizarro comics that follow were written and drawn by my partner Wayno, whose weekly blog post I highly recommend.
And here’s this week’s ANSWER KEY to my Sunday comic’s Secret Symbols.
Bienvenidos, amigos.
As I mentioned in last week’s post, the online gallery that sells my original Bizarro drawings and limited-edition, signed-and-numbered prints is having a Bizarro art auction, and TODAY IS THE LAST DAY.
Bids are still ridiculously low, so pop over and pick up a bargain. They make great gifts for friends and enemies alike, as well as for the star of the movie of your life: YOU!
Click or copy/paste this: https://tinyurl.com/5n7r5pt5
They carry lots of my art, but 58 pieces were selected for this auction. Below are a few of the many items still with rock-bottom prices.
Know any pregnant folks expecting a gift? This one won’t get returned to Target.
I’ve done tons of Batman gags, but this is probably my favorite. The current bid sits at 55 bucks. How insulting! Go bump it up a bit and assuage my ego’s delicate feelings.
The color ones are prints. Below is one of the original ink drawings in this auction. (Click any of these images to go to that page.)
For some (bizarre?) reason, each item’s auction expires at a slightly different time around 7pm PDT tonight. Check each item for the exact time.
NOTE: I have no control over shipping and cannot answer questions about it. The company is in Los Angeles, and you can contact them via phone or email through their site.
And now to Wayno’s highly collectible Bizarro cartoons from the week…
Little known fact, this is how clowns reproduce.
When I was a kid, few things fascinated me more than Etch-a-Sketch. I drew all kinds of stuff on them, and every few months, I’d systematically remove all the silver stuff, one hairline at a time, to be able to see how it works. It was a contemplative, zen experience of nothingness.
Looks like caricature assassination to me.
For some reason, I see this as the US speaking to Europe. I’ve lately been thinking America is a victim of its own success. One by one, the gullible—and especially non-voters—are learning that good government is not as easy as billionaire conmen make it sound and that diseases are exponentially more dangerous than vaccines. C'est l'histoire, c'est la vie.
That’s exactly what I love about my dogs.
Served in a miniature fishbowl.
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