I’ve no idea what it was like in Lake Wobegon this week but it was anything but quiet here at Rancho Bizarro…

I have a few things to cover today, not all of which are funny or pleasant. Let’s take the Sunday cartoon above first.

When I was a kid, I loved the old black-and-white Tarzan movies. An Olympic swimmer named Johnny Weissmuller played him in most of the ones I watched and he was an adorably bad actor.

My Sunday Bizarro cartoon, above, was conceived, written, and drawn by a human being. And all of the sentences in this post were typed by a human being. Of course, that’s just the sort of thing AI would say, isn’t it?

As a rule, I avoid trying to predict the future. Philosophically, I’m all about embracing what is and living here and now, not in some more perfect world later or some bleak post-apocalypse. But recently…

Lou Reed is proof that you don’t need to be able to sing to be a famous singer.

Olive Oyl, our two dog ladies, and I just returned from a couple of weeks’ vacation on a remote beach in Mexico. It sounds exotic but rustic is a more fitting adjective. 

This week’s cartoons!

Wayno and I have been collaborating on jokes for a couple of decades now. In this week’s Sunday Bizarro (above) I’ve gathered three that we’ve done on the same theme.

Based on my Sunday cartoon above, you might think my little essaylette today might be about labels. I’m not sure yet, but it might be. To find out if I have anything meaningful to say on the subject, I’m going to start typing and see where it leads us…

Happy new year, Jazz Pickles.

Since today is December 25—or 25 December as the rest of the English-speaking world apparently says—I will wish you all a feliz Christmidad. Or a merry Navimas, whichever you prefer.

I got my first pet when I was five years old and I’ve had them pretty much ever since. When I was five, we got a terrier mutt that we somehow named “Penny.” My folks allowed Penny to give birth once to demonstrate to my older sister and me something they hoped not to have to explain in plain English…

The last job I held that had a dress code was before the invention of “Casual Friday.” It was as an artist in the in-house advertising department of Neiman Marcus in Dallas back in 1981…

Today’s Sunday cartoon, above, is from a time when Moses was younger than the gray-haired, Charlton Heston version so many folks are familiar with.

Today’s Sunday cartoon (above) is a nod to cartoon cursing. “Cross words,” of course, can be interpreted as words used when you are angry, and when a cartoon character uses profanity, it is commonly represented by a series of unpronounceable typographical symbols like, @#%!

If you’re from the west coast, you’re probably making that face that everyone made whom I told that to: eyes wide open, mouth in the shape of a big O as though I’d just said I’d never bathed.

Good Monday, Jazz Pickles. I usually write & post these blog entries on Sunday but Olive Oyl and I were traveling yesterday. We’ve snuck back into the U.S. to visit family and they are not very amenable to…

What do you get if you combine the vaudevillian skills of ventriloquism and miming? I’ll be honest…